Another Laugh

I found this at Twilightguy.com sooo funny had to share!!HE GOT CAUGHT READING TWILIGHT "

My wife is obsessed. There is no other word for it. And being that we are newlyweds, I feel that she *should* be obsessed! But with MARRIED LIFE and her HUSBAND, not with a book! I swear at night she murmurs out the name "Edward" in her sleep, and mentions how she wishes she could be more like Alice. Finally, one night she went to bed earlier than I (for I work early and she does not), and I decided to see what all the commotion was about (and previously that morning, I had been screamed at for getting my glass of juice too close to her beloved book.. she even had the nerve to smack me for my "insensitivity" and asked me why I couldn't be more like Edward). I picked up the well-worn hardback (so well-worn that I wondered what my meager glass of juice possibly could have done to it), and began reading. This was, perhaps, around midnight, maybe 1. By the time she woke up the next morning (thank God it was Friday night when I began), I was just putting the book down, wondering how she could've possibly considered marrying me after reading about a man[vampire] like THAT. (I have officially been told that no mortal man could ever live up to Edward, but that I do an admirable job of trying, and that's good enough for me). "CAUGHT YOU!" she exclaimed. I of course, yelped with far too much femininity since she scared the pants off of me, and flung the book away as if it would help me look less guilty (even though on the inside, all I could think about was getting my hands on the next book). Needless to say, we spent the entire rest of the day talking about Bella and Edward and this book and series that I have now come to love and own. That's right, we bought me my own set, mostly because if I read it as much as she has read it (and I probably will), there will be nothing left of her books. Plus, she has already moaned and groaned over the fact that if I am reading them, she can't. She hates to say "I told you so," but every time we start discussing the books or the movie, I receive from my wife a very Edward-like smirk. "